Sabi nila ayaw mo raw sa Panget! Naku naman! Learn to love yourself
Huwag mong itulak ang taong walang sawang nagmamahal sa’yo…
Baka kasi madapa! Sige ka baka umiyak yan.
- Emcee: What can you say about the demoralization of our nation towards globalization?
- Contestant#1: Thank you for that beautiful, edgy and mind blowing question sir. And for that, I declare myself 4th runner up. Thank you and good evening ladies and gentlemen.
Generation Gap
- 1950: Iniirog kita
- 1960: Iniibig kita
- 1970: Mahal kita
- 1980: I love you
- 1990: Tara sa kwarto
- 2000: Pwede na dito
Job Interview
- Boss: What are your strengths?
- Patrick: I believe that I have excellent communication skills. I'm a team player and works well with others. I have the ability to cope with failures and try to learn from my mistakes.
- Boss: That's good! How about your weaknesses?
- Patrick: Weaknesses?!
- Boss: Yes, your weaknesses.
- Patrick: Ummm... Mga chinito po *giggles*
MAGICIAN ka ba?
kasi naaliw ako sa’yo kahit alam kong niloloko mo lang ako eh!
Wanted: YAYA
Yayakapin ko ngayong Valenines’ Day
- BF: Hon, sinapak ko ung nakasalubong ko knina! Badtrip, sabihin ba naman na mukha akong magsasaka pag katabi kita!
- GF: Sabi nya un? hihi (blush) wag ka na magalit hon, marangal naman ang magsasaka. Bakit nya ba un sinabi?
- BF: Kasi mukha ka daw CARABAO!
- GF: Asan na yang HAYUUP NA YUN!!! ASAAAN!!!
Kung meron man akong natutunan sa loob ng classroom…
Ito yung magtext ng walang tinginan.
